Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
Me *7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
guccier: it’s 2013 and food can still make you fat get it together science
teacher: why are you late?
me: why are you so obsessed with me
dootzy: this video will make your day better
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